ok, another diablo cody post…
She’s so effing rad how can I help it! She won the oscar on Sunday night. Then on Monday some nude pictures of her ’surfaced’ on the internet. Scandalous! Considering she is a former stripper. But the greatest thing is the response on her myspace blog:
Hey! Did you guys hear about the “nude” (except not really) pics I voluntarily posted on the Internet myself? What a tantalizing “scoop!” Seriously, I thought nudity was only a scandal if it the photos were leaked by some crumb-bum rat or vengeful ex. I personally put my vag out there with pride, ladies and gents. And you bet your ass I’d do it again if the Beef Council would cough up the proper endorsement money.
Bitches are lucky I don’t get naked now. I’m built for comfort these days. However, tempt me long enough and I just might drop ‘em…
As I’ve said in the past, they can dress me up, they can give me awards, they can coach me on the right responses, and they can sand the callouses off my giant fucking feet, but I will always be me. And I will never be ashamed.
No secrets, ever. (Well, hardly any.) Just like I promised.
Click here if you want to see the pictures.
Girl is so effing bad ass in a totally non bad ass way. I just love love love her. I think we’re meant to be from afar. Too forward?
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