lets make a deal

It’s just so dumb not to come. I mean. You need to come. I mean. You should come.
I don’t know why.
Just.
Do.
I’ll give you a free jello shot. I promise.
Not enough? Ok. Two free jello shots.
Still?
Alright alright. Three free jello shots, a beer, and a kiss on the cheek.
WHAT!?!?
Fine fine fine! Five freeĀ jello shots, a kiss on the mouth. No tongue. A beer, and I walk your dog for a week.
Deal?

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